Just a very quick update – I am busy making gnome costumes for Jacob and Carrie – seemingly for the Great British GnomeFest [no, I made that up]. It is for their school, who are going to take a picture of all the children who turn up in gnome costumes for the record for “the most garden gnomes in a picture”. I ask myself, is this what retirement means? I answer – yes please. Perhaps I can grab a picture eventually, at the moment I am wondering how do you make beards?